(“Arguing about what movie they are going to watch in theater later.”- anon)

Kurt: Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close was supposed to be very good.

Dave: Isn’t that the really fucking depressing one?

Kurt: Probably. But it looked really good! I need a good sobstory now and then.

Dave: As much as I love seeing my boyfriend cry in front of me and consider comitting suicide, I have to say no.

(“Sexting while one of them is at a family event.” - anon)

Kurt: So how’s the family reunion? Missing me? ;)

David: I’d ask you to research your family history to see if we’re related, but most don’t look fondly on incest.

Kurt: No, I can’t imagine that would go over well.

Or alternatively titled: The small session wherein Kurt is definitely a bitch, but doesn’t really apologize properly but it doesn’t matter because David loves him anyways.

(“first fight and make up” - anon)

David: Babe, I can’t come to dinner tonight.

Kurt: What, why?

kurtofsky-texts:

We have nothing better to do at school anyways! :)

Reblogging again because suggestions do the soul good! We have nothing to do during school, and we have no limits. Anything goes, basically.

Hope you’re all enjoying the blog so far!

We have nothing better to do at school anyways! :)

(“light teasing across classroom?” - anon)

David: Richard Simmons called, he wants his pants back.

Kurt: These pants are fantastic and you know it.

David: I’ve never seen anything so distinctly outlined in my life.

Kurt: If you keep winking at me it’s going to get worse, you far-too-attractive bastard.

(“jealousy!”- anon)

Kurt: Did you really tell Santana that you were staring at Sam’s ass to see what kind of jeans he was wearing?

Dave: What, last year? Yeah. Why?

Kurt: Well, one, that’s the worst excuse for staring at another man’s ass.

Dave: Sorry I’m not as witty as you, haha. And one? Is there a two?

Kurt: Who has a better ass?

Kurt: Burt and Finn have started their completely unnecessary reshasing of the Superbowl. I’m locked in my room and I demand that you save me.

Kurt: I’m serious. You better at least offer to save me.

David: Nah, I’ll pass.

Kurt: You’re evil. EVIL.

David: Actually as a child to two dedicated Pats fans, I think I’m on house arrest.

Kurt: If you tell them that you’re boyfriend is drowning in two overgrown children gushing about Eli Manning do you think they’d let me come over?

David: What are we, Romeo and Juliet? Do you want me to die? Haha

Kurt: Ugh, good point. Football is overrated.

David: Unfortunately, agreed. Wish I was stuck with hockey.

Kurt: Do you think you’d do it in college? I could be your personal puck bunny.

Things you’d like to see Kurt and Dave text about! :) We’ll do our best to cater to all your wims~

David: Vagina.

David: It’s awful, that’s why I’m gay.

Kurt: I was going to say having tea parties with my mother, but… okay.